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Cocaine = Lindsay Lohan, Obvs!
LOLs! Watch Anthony Bourdain of No Reservations make quite an appropriate reference to Lindsay Lohan at the :40 mark. HIGHlarious!
Eweeeeew!
Mel Gibson , you nasty! While some people have a lucky coin or a rabbits foot for good luck, Mel prefers to bath in cow’s brains! Yuck! Mel reportedly uses a pungent ointment made from cow’s gooey brains because it “sharpens” his mind while playing poker. We think that means the smell keeps him awake long enough to get through a game of poker. Mel apparently rubs a bit onto his arms before the cards can even be dealt
Catherine Zeta Jones, On Why She Likes OLDer Men!
So much that younger men aren’t even attractive to her! Catherine Zeta-Jones and her husband Michael Douglas have a 25-year age gap between them and it’s never bothered her – or so she claims ! That’s why the actress goes so far to justify her decisions by saying that she doesn’t like younger men at all!!! She finds the 65-year old peen she married quite delish! “I know that young men are more unbiased, playful and firmer. There’s no question about that.
Jordan Reveals Her (Fake) Beauty Secrets
We're not entirely sure who desires to look like orange-tinged glamour model Katie Price , but for the few that strangely do, she's [ Image via WENN .] Read More on
News Anchor Has A "Case" Of The LOLs!
And we would, too! Take a look at the HIGHlarious clip above!
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Jon’s Got A New Ho!
While ex-wife Kate Gosselin is starting the new year with a clean slate , Jon Gosselin is still being a panty chaser and found himself a new girlfriend! The National Enquirer reports (along with a terribly edited photo) the douchebag’s new lady is 25 year old Morgan, whom he met while snowboarding in Utah over Thanksgiving and have been inseparable ever since. He even flew her to New York after Christmas, but unfortunately a shit storm hit his apartment so they had to crash in a hotel in Reading, Pennsylvania
The Perks Of Being Famous
This must be nice! Halle Berry , her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry and their daughter Nahla got to bypass the long security line at the Quebec Trudeau airport this week as they caught a flight back to El Lay. Quebec journalist Marieve Paradis saw the whole thing and blogged that the trio were escorted by the police through security! Paradis didn’t see why a police escort was necessary for the movie star and the Montreal police are now looking in to her allegations.
Twister Sequel…In 3-D?
We’ve got cows! Bill Paxton is looking to make a sequel to the 1996 hit Twister.
Supercali-CRUISE-ilisticexpialidocious!
One big seemingly happy family! Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise brought there little lady Suri to see Mary Poppins at the Ahmanson Theatre in El Lay on Wednesday.
